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Jan Saenz: 200 Monas [2026]

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*Amazon.com Editors Best Debuts of 2026 (so far!)* *Selected for March 2026 Indie Next List* One tiny pill. The promise of a mind-blowing orgasm. Are you coming? What if there was a pill that gave you the most intense sexual release of...

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*Amazon.com Editors Best Debuts of 2026 (so far!)*
*Selected for March 2026 Indie Next List*


One tiny pill.



The promise of a mind-blowing orgasm.



Are you coming?



What if there was a pill that gave you the most intense sexual release of your life - would you take it?


On the brink of graduation, Arvy Keening is ready for her life to begin. The problem? She just found 200 pills in her recently-deceased mother's closet.


When two drug dealers come to collect, they reveal that the pills are Monas - a rare pharmaceutical that induces life-changing orgasms. Arvy gets an ultimatum: sell 200 Monas in 48 hours or die.


After recruiting Wolf, a (devastatingly hot) local dealer, Arvy and Wolf barrel through town, appealing to horny students, lonely barflies, and a mysterious sorority, all the while Arvy tries to repress a maelstrom of grief that's welling up inside.


Can Arvy and Wolf sell the drugs and save Arvy's life? Or will the Monas rock Arvy to her core in more ways than one?

  • Publisher Name:HarperCollins Publishers
  • ISBN: 9780008774370
  • Author:Saenz, Jan
  • Publication Date:2026-03-12

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