John Cooper Clarke may have an honorary doctorate and a poem on the English Literature GCSE syllabus, but don''t let that fool you: the ''Poet Laureate of Punk'' is still a bona fide iconoclast. In Have It, a collection of scathing new poems, the Bard of Salford puts his pen to work across a host of painfully funny critiques of modern life.
Praise for John Cooper Clarke:
''Nothing short of dazzling'' - Alex Turner, musician and frontman of the Arctic Monkeys
''A rhymer to be reckoned with . . . with a panache contemporary poets should aspire to and respect'' - The Sunday Times
''John Cooper Clarke uses words like Chuck Berry uses guitar riffs melody and anger, humour and disdain in equal measure. He''s the real deal, really funny and really caustic, the velvet voice of discontent'' - Kate Moss
''John Cooper Clarke is one of Britain''s outstanding poets. His anarchic punk poetry has thrilled people for decades . . . long may his slender frame and spiky top produce words and deeds that keep us on our toes and alive to the wonders of the world'' - Sir Paul McCartney
FAQs
"What is Have It by John Cooper Clarke?
Have It is a new collection of scathing, very funny poems from John Cooper Clarke, taking aim at modern life. It’s a 64-page hardback published by Picador on 1 October 2026.
Who is John Cooper Clarke?
John Cooper Clarke is the Salford-born performance poet known as the Bard of Salford and the poet laureate of punk. He rose to fame in the late 1970s performing alongside punk bands, and his work now appears on the English Literature GCSE syllabus.
What are John Cooper Clarke’s most famous poems?
His best-known poems include Evidently Chickentown, which featured in The Sopranos, I Wanna Be Yours, which Arctic Monkeys set to music on their album AM, and Beasley Street, his portrait of a run-down Salford street.
Is Have It a good gift for poetry fans?
Yes. The poems are short, sharp and laugh-out-loud funny, so it suits regular poetry readers and people who don’t usually read poetry at all. Fans of punk, Arctic Monkeys or stand-up will enjoy it too.
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