Organized by the most important places and people in his life-from Chicago and New York to Rome and Sicily-comedian, actor, and YouTube sensation Matteo Lane's first cookbook features recipes rooted in serious pasta knowledge but presented with his signature snarky and sassy wit. Turn these pages to find:
- A conversational recipe (definitely not an argument) with his bestie Nick Smith on their versions of Mac and Cheese.
- A short rant over the validity of "alfredo" that turns into a delicious recipe for Penna alla Vodka.
- Matteo's foolproof Homemade Pasta recipe.
- Lots of hardworking, handy tips-like a treatise on how to not f*ck up your pasta-so you can learn while you laugh.
For fans of Matteo Lane, readers looking for a humorous take on Italian culture, or anyone who simply wants to learn "how to cook pasta like an Italian, Irish, Mexican homosexual," Your Pasta Sucks will satisfy all.
Perfect for:
- Fans of Matteo Lane and his standup comedy
- People looking for books that celebrate Italian and Italian American culture
- Supporters of LGBTQIA+ content creators
- Fans of Italian cooking and food-centric entertainers like The Pasta Queen
- Foodies looking for a unique present for a housewarming, birthday, holiday, or host/hostess gift



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