{"product_id":"ian-allen-crap-dad-jokes-2013-hardback","title":"Ian Allen: Crap Dad Jokes [2013] hardback","description":"\u003cp\u003eFollowing hot on the humorous heels of Portico's \u003cem\u003eVery Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes\u003c\/em\u003e comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e          \u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e            \u003cstrong\u003eWhat do you call a decomposing whale?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e          \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e          \u003cp\u003eMouldy Dick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e          \u003cp\u003eAnd that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in \u003cem\u003eCrap Dad Jokes. \u003c\/em\u003eThis is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol' Dad. Following hot on the humorous heels of Portico's \u003cem\u003eVery Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes\u003c\/em\u003e comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day and your dad. Because he's worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e          \u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e            \u003cstrong\u003eWhat athlete is warmest in the winter?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e          \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e          \u003cp\u003eA long jumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e          \u003cp\u003eWord count: 35,000\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Allen, Ian","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":53527955308883,"sku":"9781907554940","price":13.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Very Good","offer_id":53527955341651,"sku":"XV81907554940","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/4001\/6057\/files\/allen-ian-ian-allen-crap-dad-jokes-2013-hardback-1233098368.jpg?v=1776714759","url":"https:\/\/chaptersbookstore.com\/products\/ian-allen-crap-dad-jokes-2013-hardback","provider":"Chapters Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}