{"product_id":"brian-conaghan-when-mr-dog-bites-2014-hardback","title":"Brian Conaghan: When Mr Dog Bites [2014] hardback","description":"Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNumber One: Have real sexual intercourse with a girl (preferably Michelle Malloy and definitely NOT on a train or any other mode of transport . . . if it's possible at her house). \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNumber Two: Fight heaven and earth, tooth and nail, dungeons and dragons that people stop slagging my mate Amir because he smells like a big pot of curry. And, help him find a new best bud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNumber Three: Get dad back from the war before . . . you-know-what . . . happens.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDylan Mint has Tourette's. For Dylan, life is a constant battle to keep the bad stuff in - the swearing, the tics, the howling dog that escapes whenever he gets stressed. And, as a sixteen-year-old virgin and pupil at Drumhill Special School, getting stressed is something of an occupational hazard. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut then a routine visit to the hospital changes everything. Overhearing a hushed conversation between the doctor and his mother, Dylan discovers that he's going to die next March. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo he grants himself three parting wishes: three 'Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It'.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt isn't a long list, but it is ambitious, and he doesn't have much time. But as Dylan sets out to make his wishes come true, he discovers that nothing - and no-one - is quite as he had previously supposed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e                                                                                                                                                A story about life, death, love, sex and swearing, When Mr Dog Bites will take you on one *#@! of a journey . . .","brand":"Conaghan, Brian","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":52922362134867,"sku":"9781408838334","price":1.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Very Good","offer_id":52922362167635,"sku":"XV81408838334","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/4001\/6057\/files\/conaghan-brian-brian-conaghan-when-mr-dog-bites-2014-hardback-1218796362.jpg?v=1769799370","url":"https:\/\/chaptersbookstore.com\/products\/brian-conaghan-when-mr-dog-bites-2014-hardback","provider":"Chapters Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}